i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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