She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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