Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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