Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize