question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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