girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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