You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
soo... how was my night?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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