I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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