I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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