1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Randomize
