honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
