you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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