I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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