dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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