just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
