So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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