Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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