Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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