hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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