you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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