I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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