no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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