When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
