it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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