My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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