if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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