Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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