Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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