ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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