I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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