thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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