dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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