Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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