Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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