just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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