i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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