You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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