I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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