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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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