it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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