found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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