I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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