Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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