jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
