physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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