I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
