perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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