butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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