Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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