We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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