I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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