paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
