you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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