Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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