I love black thongs
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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