She is in my trunk
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
